Why I'm a Terrorist

Holy crap...I'm a terrorist!!!...wait...I don't even own a bomb vest or a machette! How the hell am I a terrorist?

Well, according to a Department of Homeland Security Assessment Report titled "Rightwing Extremism: Current Economic and Political Climate Fueling Resurgence in Radicalization and Recruitment", most of us are possible terrorists and should be watched carefully. If we aren't  already blowing stuff up and running around in the woods wearing camouflage boxer shorts we soon will be according DHS.

So, pay attention now, you might be a terrorist if you have ever:

Sat around with your buddies and talked about how bad the the government is screwing us...ya might be a terrorist.
Said, "Wait...I thought that was supposed to be the responsibility of the State Government"...Ya might be a terrorist.
Said, "They can have my guns...I'll give em the bullets first!"...Ya might be a terrorist.
Said, "Gee, MY copy of the Constitution says they can't do that!"...Ya might be a terrorist.
If you're pissed off about Illegal Immigration...Ya might be a terrorist
If ya think that Abortion is a poor method of birth control...Ya might be a terrorist.
If you have ever said, "Well that's a New World Order plan/program...Ya might be a terrorist.
If you bought more guns, ammunition or food to "Be prepared for the worst and expect the best"...Ya might be a terrorist.
Said, "Holy Crap Ya'll, China is kickin our ass economically."...Ya might be a terrorist.
If you are a member of the military returning from Iraq or Afghanistan...Ya might be a terrorist.

OK...now if you can say yes to one or more of these things...raise your hand! Yeppers, that covers just about everyone. A note: This is not the first time a Democrat administration has labeled every non-Democrat in America a rightwing terrorist...Former Attorney General Janet Reno said the same crap in the 90's while Clinton was President. It's funny how every time we have a Democrat president and administration they call us terrorists. What are they afraid of? Could it be that they are afraid we will revolt because they have wiped their arse with the U.S. Constitution?...Wait, If you have ever said that the government is violating the Constitution, Ya might be a terrorist. I guess I would rather be called a "Rightwing Gun Nut" than a "Left Nut Wing Job".